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COUNTING SHEEP - WITH ADHD


TAGS: macareena
Rating: 4.42/5

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ughomer - December 6, 2012, 11:33 pm
THEY CALL IT "RACING THOUGHTS"
Rudedog - December 6, 2012, 9:29 pm
Funny. Sounds like you may have had some prior experience with this.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


The Holidays Are Coming ! -




THANKSGIVING -




SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.24/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


ON SECOND THOUGHT... - ...I'll just let it fall out, thank you.


TAGS: dentist scare
Rating: 4.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:26 am
And another reason not to go to the dentist...


WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT -


TAGS: healthcare poor
Rating: 4.84/5

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Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:10 pm
Americaine Marie Antoinette
Haarakkon - May 11, 2014, 3:06 am
I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.
maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:17 am
Doggy Dog!
Reality Lord - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm

lol5
gas - February 10, 2012, 7:33 pm
I love that sixties-woman-having-cofee posters #140349
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 5:13 pm
nice twi5t, very nice just another great air show
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:10 pm
OK now we're back c55king. enough of the cheesy stuff already. Go get a room at MotiTwist. This is g5555d ! :)
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:06 pm
Lol!! That's so mean!


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats f*** f***ed taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical a**istance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


REDNECK DAYCARE -




USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.


CARE BEARS - They take care of each other




ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily


TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




ALL LIVES MATTER! -




OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
lol@jmac
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


CAT'S PHILOSOPHY -




ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


OBAMACARE - Bend over and cough.


TAGS: funny humor obama healthcare
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:22 am
Last chance.... please halt political talk on motifake - we have a sister site - politifake.org - where you can discuss and post to your heart's content. But here, we no longer discuss the topic. Thank you.
Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:15 am
Sad thing is that it's still a step in the right direction. Currently, private insurance kills 45K Americans every year, or a 9/11 every three weeks.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


Retirement -


TAGS: retirement career job
Rating: 2.67/5

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MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News


FITTING IN -


TAGS: changing forget chance people care
Rating: 4.61/5

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kidonthetoilet - December 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
so true! :D


G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."




SARCASM -


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)


INSIGNIFICANT -




CAREER -


TAGS: career sean tribute roast
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:55 pm
True story: that kid ... grew up to be a research scientist, specializing in finding new ways to test things on animals. Guess which kinds of animals?
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Perfect.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 1:04 pm
Ah yes. The day I found out that my hatred of kids cannot be overcome by vast quantities of alcohol. Thanks for dredging that up all over again, rerun.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:09 pm
LOL...I don't believe ya


DAYCARE - You Get What You Pay For




DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....




I AM A CRISIS -


TAGS: crisis dark silhouette care red cross
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - October 16, 2012, 2:54 pm
this is great
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice piece of work that is right there....5L nice indeed.
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:29 pm
Much gratitude, folks... Much gratitude...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:44 pm
Heavy Stuff This One Great.
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 12:46 pm
Dang, laddie, this is good, d*** good
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thanks rick....I was looking for a reason to......Meh, you'll read about in the news.


Have you ever been so drunk..... -


TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.82/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:40 pm
Forgive me, please, but there is no such thing as a "good" pun. Consider yourself educated now, about THEM...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Good pun, Scorp!!!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm
This one is "cymbalic," right? I can see the cymbalism...
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


LIFE IS ANYTHING THAT DIES WHEN YOU STOMP ON IT - - Dave Barry


TAGS: life abuse carelessness
Rating: 4.73/5

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rerun - April 6, 2013, 3:02 pm

brilliant
GaryO - April 6, 2013, 12:09 pm
Bob, yer good at this. Glad yer here. Keep ‘em coming.


ROOFIES -


TAGS: be careful with strangers drink
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
For a long time.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
Actually it's the first you'll remember.


PASSION CAN HURT -




ARMOR -


TAGS: love walls heart hide scared
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:32 pm
well, I have only been on the other end of "the barrel" in the PI. this might hurt a little
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:27 pm
you better go get some sleep 5150, your day in the barrel tomorrow :)
5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:23 pm
looks like you get to have another "clarification" discussion. Me, I actually got it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 9:18 pm
great one aggy...the poster and the comment.
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 9:15 pm
You're a shallow moron.... does that clarify anything?
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 3:18 am
It's the statement that doesn't make sense to me. Protected from cupid's arrow? Evidently you've never heard of shore leave, nor of archers. No lions given until clarified.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:34 pm
Bravo.


PLAYBIRD -


TAGS: career penguins vent
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - March 21, 2012, 9:17 am
lol!
TheSanityInspector - March 19, 2012, 6:08 pm
It is medically impossible to be depressed while looking at penguins.


CARNIE BOB -




BRAINS -




PRACTICAL APPROACH -




IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -




THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




HUGS -


TAGS: hug love care heart t***
Rating: 4.47/5

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SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Superb!
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am
And no training is required. 5L!!!


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory death scare me remember
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rick69 - April 6, 2012, 8:48 am
Born while crying & making others smile; Die while smiling & making others cry... That's a successful life...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:25 am
If most people who knew you in this existence are sad when you die, you've done something right
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:51 am
Oh Caveman, nice point, 5L


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


PARANOID! - I Am Not Paranoid, I Am Just Very Very Alert.




ARGUING. - She's learning early.




ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: so be careful out there
Rating: 3.2/5

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Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:25 pm
Anyone get my tags? Hmmmm?
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:14 am
So true!


FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,




OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


APATHY -




IRANIAN HEALTH CARE - Are you sure this will fix my broken ankle Achmed ?




DEEP IN MY HEART -


TAGS: deep heart concealed scared confess
Rating: 3.46/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:23 pm

please submit thhis to moti-twist as well. link at bottom of this page.


BUDDIES - Give me 4 and a dewclaw




screwed over -




JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.


TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


CHARADE - We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.




THE DREAM JOB -




NEW SHAMPOO -


TAGS: careful if ya break the seal youll void the warranty
Rating: 4.77/5

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spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:43 pm
LOL.


JUDGMENT - Save it for someone who cares.




CAREERS - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: careers
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 3, 2012, 7:26 am
who what where?? (lol) strictly speaking that isn't me... but SSSSSHHHHH!!! don't tell anyone ;)
mariand - May 3, 2012, 7:20 am
there you are...


THE WEEKEND - has officially begun


TAGS: ice macarena
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:58 am
epic Spanish skills there LOL
ICEMAN - September 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
Bite your >>>insert body part here
ICEMAN - September 24, 2011, 6:52 pm
You had no clue I was such a good dancer, did you?
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2011, 1:32 am
For some strange reason, that face always reminds me of Hugh Laurie


HE'S SMILING - This should scare you


TAGS: this smile should scare you
Rating: 3.74/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:46 pm
lol...cool


HE'S ORDERING IT WITH ANCHOVIES!!! -




BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY, - it might backfire.


TAGS: gun guns careful
Rating: 3.45/5

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bassistciaran - May 29, 2010, 3:41 pm
I wasnt saying either was better, theyre different gags!! just stating it happened was all
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 8:09 am
HAHAHAHA ok forseti your pics are awsome!
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:21 am
...but vote my pics down or copy them and i'll eat your children!!!!111111 *foam at the mouth*
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:20 am
please, don't take this all too serious. we'll here to have fun with perhaps a little contest. no one should be angry by getting a bad voting. it's just incentive to get better and work more on the pictures. be objective and self-critical ;)
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 5:12 am
thanks forseti and srry bass if it ticks u off.
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:18 pm
sorry bass, this one is better ;)
bassistciaran - May 25, 2010, 2:06 pm
I put one very similar to this up a few days ago...similar image, different line though


LETS SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH -




before you embrace the Light -




FORK IN THE ROAD -


TAGS: career choices profession s m
Rating: 4.86/5

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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:11 pm
They all can't graduate with A's from Cubby's Charm School.


WATCH HER STRUT -


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


NICE TO SEE THE GINGER GUY IS BEING LEFT BEHIND - THAT'S NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK!!




SPLIT PERSONALITY - I wonder if Medicare will pay the treatment for both of them?




SCARED HANDS -




Mass Panic -




I'M SMILING... - That alone should scare you




WORDS - Words are the most powerful drug of mankind. Choose them carefully.


TAGS: words powerful mankind carefully choose
Rating: 4.1/5

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ExtraMushy - February 17, 2012, 3:28 am
there is a saying "actions speak louder than words" but its just louder xD
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 8:01 am

only two words for you. well done
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 10:47 pm
If a customer demands it at all costs, yes.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
And your creativity is earthbound?
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 6:05 pm
Language is a virus from outer space!
Zealot - November 6, 2010, 4:49 pm
i choose why


LABOUR DAY -




CANADIAN MILITARY BASE - Ottawa, we've got a problem.




THE GALLOPING GOURMET -




heard what happ--- -




Thats When I Realized -


TAGS: alone nobody cares too ***y
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:57 pm
ROTFL!!!! There's some FLUFs (fat little ugly fucbers) around here who think the answer is always 'yes' when they approach. They haven't figured out that FLUFs can still get the h** chicks by being funny or nice and fun to be around. Silly boys! 5L


The Note -




WE'VE GOT LOCK TONE -


TAGS: careful out there
Rating: 4.82/5

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lesterinside - November 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
LOL. 5 Bogeys mr airman
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:02 pm
Going to guns... on 5...
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!!! we have a shooting solution....5L
motinet - November 9, 2010, 6:10 pm

LMAO!


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


LONELINESS -




SURVIVAL -


TAGS: scared poop then fight
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 am
And don't think I won't do it. 5L
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 10:43 pm
5hytcheah


I'M SMILING -




BONE CD -


TAGS: bone knows and bone dont care
Rating: 4.5/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:15 am
You know me too well GS


EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - HUMANS ARE A BLIGHT ON THE PLANET WE SCREW EVERYTHING UP ESPECIALLY EARTH'S BEAUTY


TAGS: not that i actually care one d*** bit about global warming or the d*** enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


PRISON - Expanding career opportunities and interpersonal relationships since the dawn of time.


TAGS: prison relationships careers friendship
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:40 pm
Watch out for internal friction.


LIFE LESSONS -




YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find disturbing


TAGS: canada healthcare health
Rating: 4.1/5

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Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 1:01 pm
Ok, next...
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
couldn't get that procedure either under their insurance due to the fact that what makes it a cadillac procedure is the lack of scar left by the surgeon.
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:50 pm
Before the mods rightly tell us to take it to Politifake, understand this: he went to the US to get a procedure that is available in Canada (just not in his own province), even the U.K. has certain "cadillac procdures", and most insured Americans probably
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:38 am
Ya, but Trash, if we use your Canadian model then there will be no place to go...just sayin'
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 11:54 pm
Do Americans not cross our border every day for cheap prescription drugs? When your health is concerned you do whatever you can. We Canadians support his decision.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:24 am
May the press fully have their wicked way with him


THE POSSIBILITY OF ARREST - is not a concern Bone don't care


TAGS: bone don t care
Rating: 4.08/5

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AIRMAN - Has had enough of your obtuseness...


TAGS: he does t care for you lame poster or unoriginal comments
Rating: 3.93/5

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boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:26 am
looks like he should have had an enlisted guy there so he could get the problem fixed.


TYPECASTING -


TAGS: midget elf eggs and beer acting career dead end
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, thank you. I can't take all the credit, though. The guy in the elf suit brought it all together.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfect! 5 lil lions for you sir
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nice one Bart. 5 pun loving lions.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
The puns, they BURN


SCOOBY DOO AND THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACARE - The Lost Episode




BE CAREFUL - You may find what you're looking for.




THE SPLITS - He's doing them wrong!




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